schadenfreude.: Archive

Feb 29th

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j-sickuhphan asked: and the U.S. prior to WWI. <3 h1story jokez~~ (I'm tired of hearing HIStory. I want to hear HERstory)

Feb 29th

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I feel distant. I am to society, As Ming Dynasty China was to the world.

Feb 29th

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lol but why is your cover photo a crotch shot

Feb 29th

Anonymous asked: stand on your head!

Feb 29th

bleedingnipple asked: you're a bleeding nipple

Feb 29th

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I cannot fathom the idea of homework right now. →

Feb 29th

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I sent myself half-finished homework via e-mail. Well, I tried. I forgot to attach the file. I essentially sent myself a blank e-mail. Yay.

Feb 29th

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megan-grace: wow if i ever get shot i hope watcha say starts playing in the background

Feb 29th

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It'sTuesday. It's now socially acceptable for us... →

Feb 29th

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I was just invited to The Hookers, Escorts & Masseurs Association Mixer. I was not aware I fell under any of the three categories.

Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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While singing along to Jesse McCartney’s “Shake,” I said “Labrador” instead of “grab the door.” I just. What am I

Feb 28th

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Ryan Ballard,

ryanevanballard: roifaineant: ryanevanballard: roifaineant: Soon I will be chauffeuring you around, And compromising your life. Love you. I don’t know if I’m willing to throw away my life like that. You are and you will. At least we’ll die and go to hell together. Ryan Ballard, the original Romeo.

Feb 28th

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Ryan Ballard,

ryanevanballard: roifaineant: Soon I will be chauffeuring you around, And compromising your life. Love you. I don’t know if I’m willing to throw away my life like that. You are and you will.

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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I have no self-restraint. None.

Feb 28th

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Anonymous asked: did you know that you're beautiful, brilliant, and funny? THAT ISN'T A COMMON THING IT'S WEIRD

Feb 28th

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Anonymous asked: YOU AREN'T PATHETIC

Feb 28th

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j-sickuhphan asked: bby can i b da pathogen to ur white blood cell?

Feb 28th

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Anonymous asked: y do u want to be lighter?

Feb 28th

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It's not Tuesday, but let's invade each other's... →

Feb 28th

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Ryan Ballard,

Soon I will be chauffeuring you around, And compromising your life. Love you.

Feb 28th

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Remember how I started driver’s ed the first day of winter break? Remember how I never looked at it again? Remember how I was productive today and finished it?

Feb 28th

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I think at the heart of my reluctance, Is blatant insecurity. It’s pathetic, I’m pathetic.

Feb 28th

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africans: according to 15 year old female tumblr users everyone else in the whole world: omg shoes, men with muscles, jersey shore, fashion, dieting, skinny models, drinking with friends, mtv, facebook tumblr user: im the only person in the entire world who likes tattoos, pizza, dr who, all time low, thinks about sex and misses the 90s only me no one else im so unique just me im special only...

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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my thought process oh, that will be the perfect conclusion to my essay i should write that down now or i’ll forget it i won’t forget it i just thought of it how could i forget it? i forgot it

Feb 27th

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I've been so productive today. Tell me about the... →

Feb 27th

Clearly, there’s something wrong with me. Because every time I try to tell you, How I feel about you, It manifests itself into the exact opposite. I don’t know, How you can stand, To even be in my presence.

Feb 27th

Anonymous asked: how many mothers would a motherfucker fuck if a motherfucker could fuck mothers?

Feb 27th

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I am so utterly confused.

Feb 27th

Anonymous asked: hi

Feb 27th

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Anonymous asked: How can I achieve great cheekbones such as yours?

Feb 26th

Anonymous asked: 1 2 6 19 44 49

Feb 26th

Anonymous asked: 1, 10, 11, 25, 27, 37, 42, 43, 47 that shuold kill some time ;)

Feb 26th

Anonymous asked: 7, 37, 47

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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whatafuckinfamilypicture: I wish I was fluent in sarcasm like those girls on Facebook are.

Feb 26th

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Anonymous asked: Nina you have to let go of all that pent up hatred! it's not healthy ):

Feb 25th

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It saddens me that you exist. Quite frankly, it’s a bit of a sick joke. Your existence, that is. Your body mass is the greatest, Densest concentration, Of stupidity, Immaturity, Selfishness, Conceit, Insecurity, Psychosis, Mental instability. You epitomize the concept, Of ugliness, Ugliness of mind, Ugliness of heart. The way you treat people, Disgusts me. It truly, truly disgusts me....

Feb 25th

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Anonymous asked: damn. that's hot. vvv

Feb 25th

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