7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
Funny you should mention that, anon, because this topic just popped up in conversation a few hours ago. To be honest, I really don’t know. I think I want to be but I don’t know how things will pan out.

37. What do you say during awkward silences?
I’ll either be silent and let things be awkward or I’ll rack my brain for a conversation topic, any conversation topic, which usually manifests itself as a truly moronic question.

47. What was the meanest thing someone ever said to you?
I’ve had plenty mean things said to me but nothing in particular sticks out. This is the most recent: “You’re a waste of time. Being friends with you is a waste of time. I don’t have time for you and I don’t want to make time for you. I want you to stay out of my life.”